{"id":1335,"date":"2017-11-20T07:52:13","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T07:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/biscotteslitteraires.com\/2021\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2017-11-20T07:53:02","modified_gmt":"2017-11-20T07:53:02","slug":"lespion-rouge-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biscotteslitteraires.com\/2021\/lespion-rouge-15\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Espion Rouge (1\/5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1336 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/biscotteslitteraires.com\/2021\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/bidouzo-non.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"301\" height=\"167\" srcset=\"https:\/\/biscotteslitteraires.com\/2021\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/bidouzo-non.jpg 301w, https:\/\/biscotteslitteraires.com\/2021\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/bidouzo-non-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 301px) 100vw, 301px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Le jour o\u00f9 Bidouzo fut de tour pour assurer la derni\u00e8re recr\u00e9ation de l\u2019ann\u00e9e, il s\u2019\u00e9tait mis dans la t\u00eate de raconter l\u2019histoire de l\u2019Espion-rouge et de M. Dimitri. La derni\u00e8re r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation de l\u2019ann\u00e9e \u00e9tait un grand \u00e9v\u00e8nement. C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u2019occasion pour tous les groupes d\u2019espionnage de d\u00e9baller le scoop de l\u2019ann\u00e9e sur nos professeurs ou sur un administratif. Bidouzo se targuait donc d&rsquo;\u00eatre le seul capable de compter cette histoire, lui, un espion rouge, parce qu\u2019il \u00e9tait en effet le seul \u00e0 porter une tenue bien repass\u00e9e. Parce qu\u2019il \u00e9tait le seul dans tout ce coll\u00e8ge \u00e0 mettre une montre bracelet Adidas-Gucci. Je lui opposai une farouche fin de non-recevoir.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tu ne compteras pas cette histoire, lui lan\u00e7ai-je avec d\u00e9fi. Ces espions-rouges avaient fait trop de d\u00e9g\u00e2ts dans ce coll\u00e8ge pour que je les laissasse se p\u00e2mer d\u2019aise au r\u00e9cit de cette histoire. Lui, Bidouzo \u00e9tait le premier ex aequo \u00e0 bl\u00e2mer, pour ce qui \u00e9tait arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 M. Dimitri. Et puis c\u2019\u00e9tait une tradition chez eux, <strong><em>Espions Rouges<\/em><\/strong>, de tronquer les r\u00e9cits des derni\u00e8res recr\u00e9ations de l\u2019ann\u00e9e. Je me \u00a0souviens, \u00a0comme si c\u2019\u00e9tait hier, de ce que Noukoukou avait os\u00e9 sortir de sa bouche l\u2019an dernier sur madame Sylvie. Ou encore les aventures dites du Surveillant G\u00e9n\u00e9ral dans les toilettes des filles\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ces deux anecdotes n\u2019ont pas encore fini de faire sensation dans le Coll\u00e8ge Catholique Saint Michel. Je ne pouvais donc prendre le risque de laisser r\u00e9pandre une autre connerie du genre sur un professeur. Je le fis pour que plus jamais un con ne rie. Ils sont trop culott\u00e9s, ces <strong><em>Espions Rouges<\/em><\/strong>. Je d\u00e9cidai donc d\u2019arracher le r\u00f4le de conteur principal \u00e0 Bidouzo. Ainsi apr\u00e8s la derni\u00e8re recr\u00e9ation de cette ann\u00e9e, personne ne rentrera avec des th\u00e8ses saugrenues dans la t\u00eate. Car M. Dimitri n\u2019est pas devenu fou comme Bidouzo le laissait entendre dans les coulisses. Je n\u2019avais que trente minutes pour accomplir ma mission, pour rendre \u00e0 M. Dimitri son histoire, celle qui lui est due, l&rsquo;authentique, l&rsquo;originale. Pas la frelat\u00e9e pour laquelle certains d\u00e9tracteurs avaient aiguis\u00e9 leurs longues dents et appr\u00eat\u00e9s leurs langues charg\u00e9es de mensonge et de m\u00e9disance. Je poussai donc violemment Bidouzo et me mis \u00e0 raconter l\u2019histoire de M. Dimitri. Tous dress\u00e8rent leurs oreilles, stabilis\u00e8rent leurs esprits et laissaient mes mots les p\u00e9n\u00e9trer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>A suivre&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adebayo Adjaho<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le jour o\u00f9 Bidouzo fut de tour pour assurer la derni\u00e8re recr\u00e9ation de l\u2019ann\u00e9e, il s\u2019\u00e9tait mis dans la t\u00eate de raconter l\u2019histoire de l\u2019Espion-rouge et de M. Dimitri. La derni\u00e8re r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation de l\u2019ann\u00e9e \u00e9tait un grand \u00e9v\u00e8nement. 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